In a stunning decision made late Friday evening, the Philadelphia School District voted 6 to 4 in favor of a new policy that requires 75 % of all Philadelphia public schools make LOLcat a requirement of their current curriculum. Superintendent of schools, Dr. Arlene C. Ackerman made the official announcement of the new movement within the school district and plans are now in place to make LOLcat mandatory in all Philadelphia schools by the Fall of 2010. She stated, "With the progression of technology in today's world of schooling, we have all come to the agreement that communication has to become faster and more modern in order to keep up."
Before the implementation of this new policy, students were required to select Spanish, French, German, or Italian as an elective in order to graduate. Philip K. Spectrum, a 10th grader at Central High states, "I CAN HAZ no choice? MAH father DO WANT me to learn Spanish. But TEH SCHOOLZ says that's MAH problem."
Along with regular courses in LOLcat, students in Track 1 or an advanced placement levels are also offered lessons in LOLrus, with a intense focus on discovery of "bucket." These particular courses count towards legitimate college credit at select schools within the Philadelphia region.
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To anybody who is reading this post,
the phunyun item is not true.
Neither the School District, the School Reform Commission or Superintendent Dr. Arlene Ackerman vote to make LOLcat required learning in the Philadelphia public schools.
I sucked at Spanish so I can't wait to take LOLcat next year. I can haz cheezburger?
To anybody reading this post, the previous comment is not true. Neither the School District, the School Reform Commission or Superintendent Dr. Arlene Ackerman agree with what the previous commenter has said, are proud of their vote.
TEH AWESOMES.
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